October 2011
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“People are like whack-a-moles … I really want to hit them in the head with...”
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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' finale recap:...
It’s been a hell of a season, but it ended with a sad little whimper. If you missed Sunday night’s episode, save your Tivo space for the reunion. Trust me, you’ll thank me later.
The episode basically centeres around family - the Gorga/Giudices finally came together for a family photo, Kathy and Richie see their daughter Victoria off to the prom, Caroline finishes up her...
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Genius!
ceciliacam:
apart from these gloves being adorable, they also seem INCREDIBLY useful. from @katespadeny, found on @collegeprepster’s blog.
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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' ep. 18 recap: The...
The Teresa Show is still going strong down in the Dominican Republic, and despite missing one of her suitcases, Teresa has managed to keep up with her jam-packed schedule of wardrobe changes.
I think Caroline has the right idea - strong medicine and bed rest is the only way out of this high-pitched, gold lame nightmare.
So here’s where we left off - Teresa is deeply offended because she...
September 2011
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“Networking is like prostitution, but you’re not guaranteed to get paid”
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'Jersey Shore' season 4, ep. 8: Snooki has a...
Okay so let’s be real – anything after last week’s episode is a let down. So I’ll make this short and sweet. And by sweet, I mean it’s been a week since last Thursday’s episode, so you can now get yourself tested. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Jionni.
Fine, I’ll recap this *yawn* of an episode. Snooki thinks she’s being all devious when she lets The...
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“Allergies are God’s way of saying you could never have survived in the...”
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 ep. 7 recap: I will never...
For anyone who watched Thursday night’s episode, the state of New Jersey will be providing free counseling sessions. Paid for by the taxpayers, of course.
Okay, where to begin? Well, as JWOWW astutely put it, “I wish I had the ‘Men in Black’ zapper to undo the whole night.”
Yup, that sums it up quite nicely.
So the gang is giving Florence the weekend off to...
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 episode 6 recap:...
It must be a full moon or something, because this week the Situation isn’t getting laid, Sam hasn’t bawled like a baby, Deena has only fallen over once and Ronnie is doling out advice.
That said, I kind of wish the Situation was back on his game, because I am sick and tired of hearing this mama’s boy moan and groan about how hurt and helpless he is and how he wants to go...
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August 2011
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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' ep. 13 recap: Jac...
This week, everything revolves around Jacqueline’s self-absorbed daughter Ashley - so it’s kind of like seeing the world through her eyes.
Jacqueline has been getting more and more frustrated with 20-year-old Ashley’s incessant partying and refusal to take any responsibility for her actions. Jac’s tried everything to get through to her brat of a daughter, but since...
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“yesterday i was walking down the street and saw a guy with one arm standing in...”
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 ep. 2 recap: Fuck me with...
Remember that nasty awkward kiss between Deena and Pauly D last episode? Yeah, so Pauly considers Deena a good kisser … which puts the past three seasons into a very disturbing perspective.
Sorry, I had to go brush my teeth.
So anyway, Deena is scheming to hook up with Pauly – just a friends with beneits thing – but Pauly is wary because he’s afraid she’ll get attached if...
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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' episode 12 recap:...
It’s a New Year and there’s a new villain in Franklin Lakes: Teresa. We may have all been led to believe that newbie Melissa was to blame for the Gorga family drama, but this season Teresa just keeps digging her own grave - and it’s getting painful to watch. It’s actually incredible to see just how delusional Teresa is. She thinks her kids are perfectly behaved (one...
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 ep. 1 recap: Just like...
Oh lord, they’re back. I’m sorry, Italy - we’re not all this retarded.
So the gang is ready to head overseas - that is, if they can figure out where Italy is located. At least Snooki can compare it to one of her favorite accessories.
“I have no idea where Italy is on the map,” she admits. “But I do know what shape it is. It’s a boot!”
Yikes....
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Remember that episode where Spongebob SquarePants... →
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'Real Housewives of New Jersey' recap: This one...
The longest Christmas ever finally came to a close last night and I hope baby Jesus had one heck of a birthday. We left off last week with Joe and Melissa Gorga debating whether to leave the Giudice’s Christmas Eve party to celebrate with Kathy and Rich. Teresa is pissed and won’t give up without a fight, even bringing the kids into it, but in the end her brother chooses her...
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July 2011
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