September 2011
11 posts
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“Networking is like prostitution, but you’re not guaranteed to get paid”
Sep 23rd
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'Jersey Shore' season 4, ep. 8: Snooki has a...
Okay so let’s be real – anything after last week’s episode is a let down. So I’ll make this short and sweet. And by sweet, I mean it’s been a week since last Thursday’s episode, so you can now get yourself tested. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Jionni. Fine, I’ll recap this *yawn* of an episode. Snooki thinks she’s being all devious when she lets The...
Sep 23rd
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Sep 21st
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“Allergies are God’s way of saying you could never have survived in the...”
Sep 20th
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 ep. 7 recap: I will never...
For anyone who watched Thursday night’s episode, the state of New Jersey will be providing free counseling sessions. Paid for by the taxpayers, of course. Okay, where to begin? Well, as JWOWW astutely put it, “I wish I had the ‘Men in Black’ zapper to undo the whole night.” Yup, that sums it up quite nicely. So the gang is giving Florence the weekend off to...
Sep 16th
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'Jersey Shore' season 4 episode 6 recap:...
It must be a full moon or something, because this week the Situation isn’t getting laid, Sam hasn’t bawled like a baby, Deena has only fallen over once and Ronnie is doling out advice. That said, I kind of wish the Situation was back on his game, because I am sick and tired of hearing this mama’s boy moan and groan about how hurt and helpless he is and how he wants to go...
Sep 9th
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Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
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Sep 2nd
19 notes