I sunk that low

Okay so let’s be real – anything after last week’s episode is a let down. So I’ll make this short and sweet. And by sweet, I mean it’s been a week since last Thursday’s episode, so you can now get yourself tested. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Jionni.

Fine, I’ll recap this *yawn* of an episode. Snooki thinks she’s being all devious when she lets The Situation’s stalker Brittany in the house while he’s out at the club, and thinks it’d be, like, the “ultimate prank” for her to hide in his bed.

Yeah, because this guy is so opposed to threesomes and general sluttiness. Good call, Snooks.

So while The Situation didn’t exactly get to engage in some “twinning” this week, he did ditch his slightly classier girl du jour for the one already half-naked (and actively stripping for the cameras) … i.e. Brittany.

Well done, Snooki. You are officially the best wingwoman ever. Great way to make Mike feel guilty for telling people you cheated on Jionni by helping him get laid. Again.

On a related note: Deena, you’re fired.

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