I sunk that low

Remember that nasty awkward kiss between Deena and Pauly D last episode? Yeah, so Pauly considers Deena a good kisser … which puts the past three seasons into a very disturbing perspective.

Sorry, I had to go brush my teeth.

So anyway, Deena is scheming to hook up with Pauly – just a friends with beneits thing – but Pauly is wary because he’s afraid she’ll get attached if they have sex. J-Woww is of the opinion that they’ll smush, it just depends on when and where, but I’m more worried about Deena smushing the floor … which she has fallen down on at least three times this episode alone.

Later that night, Deena stumbles into Pauly’s bed in her underwear, looking for a good time, but Pauly feigns sleep, so she leaves.

Crisis averted.

KEEP READING …