I sunk that low

This week, everything revolves around Jacqueline’s self-absorbed daughter Ashley - so it’s kind of like seeing the world through her eyes.

Jacqueline has been getting more and more frustrated with 20-year-old Ashley’s incessant partying and refusal to take any responsibility for her actions. Jac’s tried everything to get through to her brat of a daughter, but since nothing’s getting through, she calls in reinforcements.

So Ashley’s biological father Matt and stepmom Jodi fly in from Texas to surprise her - but it’s definitely not a good surprise. They’ve come to New Jersey to stage an intervention with Jacqueline and Chris to convince Ashley to start acting like an adult and make better decisions. And boy, is it an uphill battle.

Here’s a little refresher on why Ashley sucks: She’s a spoiled, ungrateful party girl who couldn’t hold down a cushy internship in the city because she had to get up too early. She flunked out of community college, is completely disrespectful toward her mother, complaining incessantly.

Her latest plan is to move to California on her parents’ dime to “focus on herself,” go to beauty school and get away from her family and all the “toxic people” in her life.

She apparently even sent Matt a text message saying that she’s going to California, demanding to know if he’s “going to pay for it or not?”

Surprise, surprise. When the big intervention finally goes down, Ashley is tardy to her own party and scoffs at her family’s concern for her future. Matt explains to her that she has to work hard to play hard, and that her parents are not going to keep throwing money away on her to party every night and sleep all day.

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